Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Antique Car

This car was parked a block away from my house. Super neat-o!

Hot Hot Property Manager

I just went to the property office this morning about the fence that has fallen over in our porch.

I was standing at the door and the assistant manager waved her little finger for me to come in. I think she is about 23, olive complexion, in an aqua tanktop that exposes most of her 32-inch bust, and glazed over in boredom.

Man. I kept trying not to look but it was kind of hard. I also tried talking but that was also kind of hard. The best I can managed was a few words like Tarzan, "Unit ... fence .. fell ... need fix"

I guess she must be used to it. Didn't really faze her. I was kinda grinning like a fool all the way along. Kinda ass-like.

Oh well.

Monday, April 10, 2006

A Little Bit of the Goodfellas

Last week's discovery of eight bodies in the middle of nowhwere, Ontario is pretty absurd. It truely is a case of life imitating art.

What the fuck. Media reports suggests they are biker related and police has already raided one home of a suspected biker associate.

This type of shit don't fly in Canada. Fuck. It's Canada. These two-wheel losers gotta stop watching so many Scorsesi movies. Next thing you know, they'll start hanging dead rabbits on fences or horse heads. Or, maybe they just learn to kiss each other, full on the lips....

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Holly K.

What has she meant to me?

I should try to answer this question because it is important. That first girl, you know is a girl. Grade 2. With an impossibly big smile, summer blond hair like the gold of cornfields in the sun. She was also thr first person with blue eyes I looked up close.

She defines much of my relationship with women in the future.... I just remember when she tried to give me bundles of wild lilacs, I kicked her in the box...

sigh.